Massage parlors Phuket - soapy massage: full body

The famous 'happy ending' massage

The ‘soapy massage’ in Thailand is popular among local Thais and known by them as arb ob nuat (meaning: ‘bath, bake, massage’). These massage parlours are unique to Thailand and offer the ‘happy ending’ full body massage in Phuket at a few discreet places, and foreigners are equally welcome. A list of body massage parlours in Phuket is found at the bottom of this page.

While most punters take girls home to their hotel rooms from the go go bars, the Phuket soapy massage places offer rooms on the premises, which suits those who are looking for a ‘quicky’ or have no hotel room to go to. Since you are spared the added expense of a hotel, drinks and bar fine, some men prefer to use these.

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You don’t get much of a proper massage, but the experience is very sensual. Typically you will get the choice of about a dozen ladies (at any one time) who are displayed in a ‘fishbowl’ - consisting of one-way glass (but usually two-way) so that you can see them seated on display but they can’t see you. Each has a number and you take your pick for a sex massage.

The soapy massage in Phuket, like all other places, starts in the bath where your lady of choice joins you in the water for a nice gentle soaping down. If you’ve picked the right girl, she can be very teasing and skilful at this. When you’ve had enough you jump out and carry on, on the bed. Sometimes you do get a bit of a massage. If the place is really imaginative they’ll perform an erotic, lubricated body rub on top of an inflatable pool lounger.

Although you’re promised a full hour for a sex massage in Phuket (this sometimes varies), once you cum it’s all over and the girl will become very business-like and wrap things up quickly. If you want to carry on she’ll ask for more. Sometimes, if you appear to be naïve they’ll trick you into paying more to complete the job satisfactorily.

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The Soapy massage in Phuket is a hit 'n miss affair. You simply can’t judge how lively and responsive the girl is going to be. Often they look bored and disinterested, and chances are you’re number four or five during her eight-hour full body massage shift. As a tourist, with your own private hotel room, you’re better off finding more ideal bed company in the girlie bars; unless, of course, you are self-conscious. Girls from bars can go all night (best to pick them up early) and are usually more relaxed, sometimes frisky if they are drunk, and, therefore, more fun. Read more about finding hookers in Phuket.

Full body massage in Phuket is popular with tour groups of Koreans and Japanese and prices shoot up incredibly depending on the time of day, month or season - ranging from 1,500 baht to 3,000 baht. If your timing is wrong the selection will be poor or the price outrageous.

Happy ending massages in Phuket

Another type of sex massage in Phuket is offered by conventional massage shops, which are liberally scattered in tourist areas near the girlie bar sections. Although they offer genuine oil massages, if they are in central Phuket they’ll certainly offer the extras. It’s never guaranteed but if there are several pushy girls outside offering you oil massage, they’re sure to give you massages in extra places. They draw the line at full sex, but are pretty skilful at teasing and jerking you off.

This costs an extra 500 baht usually (on top of the 300 baht for an hour’s oil massage) and if done properly can be a great experience. It saves on all the drinks and constant rebuffing of ‘spend money on me’ attitude you sometimes get from bar girls. Sometimes they suggest, other times you’ll have to ask. You can, however, get these girls to sometimes come back to your hotel for an ‘outside fee’ to give the massage, and they might go the whole way if the price is right.

It's not difficult to find such massage places in Phuket, especially in Patong. Not all massage shops will oblige as many are decent establishments after all, but if there's a selection of pretty young girls outside suggesting 'oil massage?' then you can probably guess. If the massage shops are in close proximity to a girlie bar area, then chances are they will give you a happy ending massage. In Phuket, many massage ladies are accustomed to this 'extra request' and will usually do so for the extra tip.

Can you bring girls back to your hotel?
Some hotels don't mind you bringing bar girls back to your room as long as you are discreet, while others forbid it or will try to charge you extra. To save you the embarrassment we've enquired with all of them and listed those that are suitable for bachelors; see the list, rates and booking here (opens in a new window).

Soapy massage parlours in Phuket

Christines in central Patong is the best-known and most accessible full body massage place in Phuket. Since they’re about the only place in Patong, they charge exorbitant rates to foreigners (much less to Thais). The girls are displayed in three groups, with the sexiest or most popular costing about 3,000 baht and the cheapest being about 1,800 baht for the soapy massage. All tuk-tuk drivers know where these places are, but if you arrive with one they’ll charge you more to give the driver a tip. The trick is to turn down the price and then come back later under your own steam. 206 Rat U-Thit Rd., Patong Beach, tel: (076) 340 369.

Other, lesser-known places over in Phuket Town are the Grand Plaza, (40/5 Chanacharoen Rd., tel: (076) 222 240, fax: (076) 222 284), Pink Lady and Sea Pearl. They are a bit cheaper but you’ll need a tuk tuk to find them, which adds to the price. Ultimately, these places cater to Thais and are impractical for foreigners.

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